Such is the life of ME

this-is-sams-lost-shoe:

There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr:

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and

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wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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xxmondaymorningxx:

supernatural-black-hole:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)

sit in the corner and think about what you did

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Anxiety: hey!

Me: what now?

Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.

Me: ...great

Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.

Me: ....

Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.

Me: ....

Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?

Me: ....

Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!

Me: ...shut up.

Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?

Me: Shut up!

Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol

Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?

Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.

Ok… So how bad is it when you start to have dreams about tumblr?

kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

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guineapigwithaflamethrower:


Demons run when a good man goes to war.Night will fall and drown the sunWhen a good man goes to war.Friendship dies and true love liesNight will fall and the dark will riseWhen a good man goes to war.Demons run, but count the cost.The battle’s won but the child is lost.

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.

Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.

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jayso-n:

Wow! this is great :D

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